March 19th Winner: Jan Meidl

The stewardess goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde sitting in 1st class that belongs in coach and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for  coach, she will have to leave 1st class and return to her seat in coach. The blonde replies, " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.  I have learned to speak to blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the coach section. The stewardess and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replies......

"I told her 1st class wasn't going to New York.